A) A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As th... [More]

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse. Now we know why some animals eat their own children. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested. Talk is cheap, bu... [More]

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he... [More]

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for  patience.  ....... I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. ....... I talk to myself because I like dea... [More]

1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with ... [More]

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. There are two times a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A successful hus... [More]